BREAKING NEWS

Possible Walking Baby Sighted in Texas

Unconfirmed video reports out of Texas show a baby, possibly Beckettous Millerous, walking upright and unassisted. This is a major discovery in the scientific community since Beckettous Millerous was once thought to only walk on all fours occasionally standing to grab at a remote control or a cell phone.

Eye witness reports from Texas confirm the sighting. Daddy and part time Geophysicist, Matt Miller, said “It was amazing he walked at least 5 feet. Beckett had the grace of a drunken sailor". Beckett’s Mom, Erin Miller, was heard shouting “Go Go Go” from the across the room.

Many think that the video is a forgery so the video has been sent to multiple independent video labs to confirm the authenticity.

Associated Press – Texas

Sorry about the blog!

Sorry everyone. I haven't been blogging much this summer, I have been very busy. Over the next few weeks I'll be getting the blog up to date. So stay tuned.



This is for you Grandma!

The Son of Tractor Boy

Apparently 100 years ago when my Dad was a little boy, Grandma & Pop Pop used to put Dad on the tractor (hence Tractor Boy). So during my recent trip to Philly, Pop Pop & I broke out the tractor for old time’s sake. Resulting in Son of Tractor Boy! Check out my awesome video – not sold in stores!

Pop-pop teaching me to drive.



This is easy!



Pop-Pop, Tractor Boy and Son of Tractor Boy

Introducing Helmetor – The Indestructible Force of Nature

About a month or two ago my Mom and Dad put this blue thing on my head. Not sure what it does but once it is placed on my head I turn into a super hero: HELMETOR! I’m an indestructible force of nature, all other babies and obstacles bow to me. Except when I’m drinking a bottle, then I’m busy.

I love this thing! I can run into things without getting hurt at all.

Fear HELMETOR and behold the awesome power of my drool!

This is how HELMETOR says hello, with a powerful headbutt.

HELMETOR coming out of his lair to fight crime!